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Bone Alarm

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  a girl sticks a wooden skewer down a mans p-n-s and then cuts it off. hey cheryl i gave logan a bone kabob last night. dude i got a bone kabob and it hurt like a b-tch.

• Boner License

  someone can obtain a b-n-r license when they have an erection in public while showing no shame. look at that guy and his b-n-r…he just got his bl wow look at that huge bulge in that guys pants…he must have just gotten his b-n-r license

• boner wet

  the result of moistening one’s erect p-n-s due to engaging in coitus. my babe is coming over tonight. i can’t wait to get my b-n-r wet. i had such a wet b-n-r after banging that chick.

• Bong Tree

  this type of tree appears in the childrens poem ‘the owl and the p-ssy cat’ by edward lear. they’re shaped like a marshmellow stick and vary in height. they create a fantasy land in which the two characters marry. ‘they sailed away, for a year and a day, to the land where the bong tree […]

• bonhoeffer

  when more than two fingers are inserted into the v-g-n- at once dude i got totally bonhoeffered tonight…he practically fisted me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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