Bone Collector
a bone collector is a female that has to have a long lasting, forever relationship with every man she dates, talks to, speaks to, or has s-x with. the bone collector will hold on to old boyfriends or love interests even if she has a current boyfriend or that person has a girlfriend. the bone collector will typically interfere in the current relationships of the bones(men) she has collected through the years. the bone collector often has low self esteem, so she collects and stores up bones to build a false sense of security. fyi-some men are bone collectors.
jason: dude, are you still talking to sharon? i thought you broke up with her five years ago.
michael: we did break up five years ago,but the chic stills calls me for conversation and sometimes favors. btw… she has a boyfriend!
jason: are you guys getting back together?
michael: no, i’ve been trying to get back in with her one time, but she says that we can’t, but she still calls. she just likes to have me accessible when she wants to dig me up.
jason: sounds like she’s the dog and you’re the bone! word around town is that she does this to all her male -ssociates. man, that chic is a bone collector!
a girl who has been gutted out by a lot of men in her life time. hence the term “bone collector.”
“see that chick over there, i heard she’s f-cked about twenty dudes, she’s a real bone collector.”
“me and my boys just ran train on this chick. she’s a f-ckin bone collector.”
a man who hooks up with girls for the primary purpose of increasing the number of people he has slept with.
bone collector: “i’m the bone collector and i’m gonna bone collect her!”
bc’s friend: “you are a douche”
an emotionally damaged chick that engages in a plurality of one-off s-xual excursions with known and/or unknown men in order to:
a)find herself.
b)erase a previous lover.
c)write her own episodes of “s-x in the city.”
because there is no relational context and ultimately is risky behavior, the bone collector’s kind offer should be met with appropriate measure of suspicion in order to counter the seemingly ideal “no strings attached” s-xual encounter that non-discerning men find difficult to deny.
(there’s nothing worse than getting ph-cked while you’re getting ph-cked.)
“yeah ever since______, “y” has been on a s-xual rampage.
the other night, she tried to take me home, but i told that bone-collector, “e.t. no bone gnomes.”
bone collector is a taxi driver gone pure loco- as in the movie…
that bone collector just rammed my ride!
a man who chooses to pick up skinny women to compensate for thier small “package”
fer is a bone collector, just look at all the women he’s been with..they’re so skinny he broke a few 🙁
1. gay man
2. h-m-
3. he-she
elton, -rs-nio, ricky from american idol 2003.
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