bone smuggler


1. one who tries to smuggle another man’s bone.
2. a h-m-s-xual. one who puts his p-n-s in another man’s -ss.
3. a fugdepacker.
4. f-g
garret rustand is a bonesmuggler.
11 more definitions
someone who likes recieving -n-l s-x, not necessarily a h-m-s-xual, but more often than not!
take a rest and relax, you f-ckin’ bone smuggler!
referring to a gay, bis-xual person, a person who likes -n-l.
bone smuggling is the art of a b-n-r being smuggled into the rear of another being. therefore, smuggling the bone(r).
guy: hmm, i’m a bone smuggler
girl: aiii papi!!! smuggle that bone all you want!
someone who has s-xual intercourse with someone else currently dating a third party.
so if bridget and robert are dating and bridget and marty are boning, then marty is the smuggler, brigdet is the smugglee, and robert is getting smuggled. marty is bone smuggler.
a transvest-te. a man dressed as a woman…thus the “smuggling of the bone.”
you can find “bone smugglers” @ “drag shows”….
a male h-m-s-xual.
the new york post got into a lot of trouble recently with a story insinuating that ex-dodgers pitcher sandy koufax might be a bone-smuggler.
the partner in a man on man relationship that is more commonly known as the catcher or receiver.
dude: was that old guy hitting on you, bro?

bro: yeah, he must be a bone smuggler from way back

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