boned and owned
a descriptive phrase, referring to the ramifications of seemingly consequence-free coitus, which may include one or several of the following:
1. pregnancy
2. emotional attachment
3. std
4. unexpected “in a relationship” status appearing on said boning partner’s facebook page
5. falling into a relationship without intending to
i told my brother to use a condom with that sk-nky -ss ho! now he’s boned and owned!!!
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