boned

screwed, f-cked, caught, dead, in process of or about to be killed
-bender:are we boned? …. leela: ya we’re boned

-oh if i dont get this done i’m boned

-yup he’s boned
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1. f-cked, meaning in a bad situation

2. f-cked, meaninghaving had s-x with
1. after drinking a bottle of drano, tim was boned!

2. after heavy consumption of alcohol, jim and jenny boned all night.
3
to f-ck, have s-x with, intercourse
-why haven’t we boned yet?
4
basically a term for a male having intercouse (non-oral) with another person 😉
james: so you went out with lateesha last night yeah?
adam: yeah it was mad, bruvaa we totally boned
james: f-ck yeah! congrats
5
1. an undesirable situation in which no solution is viable.
2. the state or quality of being post coitus.
upon discovering the hooker john had just boned had both the clap, herpes and was his wife’s long lost sister, he proclaimed “i’m boned!”.
6
in deep trouble. used in futurama when bender says “i cant see, are we boned?”
“uh oh, im boned for blowing up that car”
7
to have f-cked.
“man, i boned her sat-rday. she’s great!”