boner beater


the act of thinking of a grenade during school, work or while in any public place to get rid of a raging hard on.
guy 1:dude i got a huge b-n-r in school the other day so i thought of that ugly girl from gym and it went right away.
guy 2:dude she’s a great b-n-r beater.

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