boner bender
an event that ruins a metaphorical erection.
billy: “you know i go crazy for gumb-lls man. well, last easter, i found this egg-shaped piece of candy. i was pretty sure it was a gumball. when i bit into it, though, it was one of those f-cking repulsive malt b-lls! my quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. those b-st-rds at the malt ball factory always pull that sh-t.”
darrel: “talk about a b-n-r bender man. let’s go buy some gumb-lls”
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