Boner Botox
noun, a fact that makes you not want to sleep with a specific person, the idea being that they have made your p-n-s flaccid (if not straight up numb) for an extended period of time with no potential solution for the problem.
dude: “do i know anyone you’ve slept with?”
chick: “yeah, your friend pete hit it. i liked it a lot.”
dude: “oh man, i did not ever want to be eskimo brothers with that guy. that is such b-n-r botox.”
chick: “what does that mean?”
dude: “it means i’m not gonna be able to get it up for you for an extended period of time, but just as long as it takes for the grossness to wear off.”
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- Bonerous
a portmanteau of ‘b-n-r’ and ‘onerous’. an adjective referring to a forboding sense of doom related to ones aroused state. used to describe a b-n-r that is bound cause the wearer some sort of trouble. he felt a b-n-rous sensation coming along, as he stood there at the feminist rally. or he looked at his […]
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blue b-lls. having no b-n-r. flacid p-n-s. johnny was bonylessness after kissing sally.
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