boner buster
to lose an erection, ruin a potential s-xual opportunity or potentially happy moment.
guy 1: my girl was about to give me oral by the fire when her roommate came home.
guy 2: did she keep going? did the roommate join in?
guy 1: no! she was embarr-ssed and asked me to leave.
guy 2: what a b-n-r buster!
literal tense: a person (generally family) that can walk into your house while you m-st-rb-t-, thus forcing you to put it away. thus making them a b-n-rbuster.
public tense: a person that could be considered a ‘party p–per’ ‘joy kill’ or sometimes ‘-sshole f-ggoty f-cker that doesn’t know how to take a joke’
literal:
glenn: my mother came back from the store early yesterday and i had to put it away in the middle of jacking off!
mobius: what a b-n-rbuster!
glenn: word!
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public:
glenn: dudes! i had so much fun at the interpol concert last night!
mobius: me too man!
soup: me three!
^brandx^: i molested a little boy yesterday! that was so fun!
soup: you’re a sick motherf-cker, brandx!
mobius: yeah, you ruined my good mood, you b-n-rbuster.
glenn: get the f-ck out. right f-cking now.
literal tense: a person (generally family) that can walk into your house while you m-st-rb-t-, thus forcing you to put it away. thus making them a b-n-rbuster.
public tense: a person that could be considered a ‘party p–per’ ‘joy kill’ or sometimes ‘-sshole f-ggoty f-cker that doesn’t know how to take a joke’
literal:
glenn: my mother came back from the store early yesterday and i had to put it away in the middle of jacking off!
mobius: what a b-n-rbuster!
glenn: word!
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public:
glenn: dudes! i had so much fun at the interpol concert last night!
mobius: me too man!
soup: me three!
^brandx^: i molested a little boy yesterday! that was so fun!
soup: you’re a sick motherf-cker, brandx!
mobius: yeah, you ruined my good mood, you b-n-rbuster.
glenn: get the f-ck out. right f-cking now.
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