Boner Fairy


a little wiener shaped creature with wings that fly’s through the night and gives people random erections while they sleep. due to high volume of night time b-n-rs, the b-n-r fairy is said to be quick a swift with her work, and seldom is spotted, and never is caught.
“dude, i ripped a hole through my whities and my egyptian cotton sheets. b-n-r fairy must of paid a visit last night.

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