Boner Lean
when you wake up with wood and have to lean against the wall behild the toilet so you don’t p-ss all over the bathroom.
woke up with wood and it caught a bit of backsplash before i realized i had to get my b-n-r lean on.
the name of the awkward action when your erection presses up against the front of your trousers, forcing you to lean forward.
jane: hey, are you looking at my t-ts?
john: n-no, i just…er…
jake: aw no man, you got some serious b-n-r lean right there.
-john straightens up-
john: …anyone have a tissue?
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