Boner Monster
a huge walking erect p-n-s, who steals others p-n-ses so that it can get bigger and harder. be careful though unprotected s-x attracts the beast.
dude last night i banged sara. -man 1
did you use a condom? – man 2
nah… -man 1
d-mn dude watch out the b-n-r monster might come for you. -man 2
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