Boner Patrol
when a girl is attempting to find some male company, normally of the between-the-sheets variety. in other words, making it clear how much they want a b-n-r.
“dude, this girl has been sending me the dirtiest text messages all night.”
“dang dude, she must be working the b-n-r patrol night shift”
2 more definitions
the act of proofreading or copy editing a doc-ment.
“carl, i’ve finished a draft of the north korea article. would you please go on b-n-r patrol?”
“sure thing. i’ll inform you if, during the course of my patrol, i encounter any b-n-rs.”
a group of males having s-x with one female make up the b-n-r patrol
the males involved in “running a train” on a female
g: karla’s in the other room waiting on us
d: are we bringin the whole b-n-r patrol on her -ss?
g: yeah, mike, rick, and dylan are on their way.
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