Boner Poison


a substance, image, situation, or thought that destroys an otherwise steadfast b-n-r.
man, i was messing around with this girl the other night, and for some reason, i thought of the time i saw these two b-ms f-cking in a dumpster and the b-n-r poison hit…
noun: someone/something that ruins a pristine moment or generally sh-ts all over what was supposed to be a good moment.

-see buzzkill

verb: (poisoning one’s b-n-r) the act of being b-n-r poison.
noun: drake was total b-n-r poison when he only took one vicodin, leaving me one pill short of what shouldve been an amazing high.

verb: by taking only one vicodin, drake poisoned my b-n-r.

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