Boner Status


when a girl is lookn hott as f-ck and she is f-ck-able material
1. d-mn bro, girl is b-n-r status
noun; the status of your hard-on.
b-n-r status is often abbreviated to b-stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

examples range from limp to raging. b-n-r status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
guy 1: yo what was your b-n-r status after that date with sally?

guy 2: eh, she wasn’t that great. id say my b-stat was around a 6.5.
when something has reached the status of being awesome and/or causing a b-n-r.
(during a night of drunken madness) mackenzie, the cake you made is b-n-r status!

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