bonerise


to purposefully or otherwise give a man an erection.
i was just talking to the bloke but it turns out i accidentally b-n-rised him.
captain b-n-r’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. to ‘b-n-rise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your s-xuality…twice. captain b-n-r’s only weakness is the scent of estrogen.
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