bonertastic


when a woman or man is so attractive that they give you a b-n-r.
“wow, katie holmes is b-n-rtastic!” – man who speaks the truth.

“oscar the grouch is such a pain in the -ss, but he’s b-n-rtastic.” – elmo
hott enough to give a guy a b-n-r.
dude, she is “b-n-rtastic”….
hot girl/guy that makes you hard
dude:hey look at the girl over there -points-
dude2:she’s b-n-rtastic!

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