Bongard


a bongard, also called the point guard or “the ball-handler”, is one of the standard positions in a regulation basketball game. a bongard has perhaps the most specialized role of any position – essentially, they are expected to run the team’s offense and defense by controlling/guarding the ball and making sure that it gets to the right players at the right time.
he’s hawking that girl like bongard
a person who abuses power to achieve self-centered goals; a nurse ratched-esque individual

also, a prost-tute who trades s-xual favors for heroin
man, james is being a total bongard and not p-ssing the piece just because he bought the nugget.

amy has been acting like such a bongard recently, i heard she —-ed —-‘s —– for some horse.
the epitome of self promotion & creative crudeness
you see what tom green did last night? yo, he’s bongard.
pasty red head, thinks he’s black, likes it up the b-tt, can’t handle people having sh-t if he doesnt
duh->chrisssssssssssssss bongard

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