bongism
the stoner religion in which fellow stoner priests known as ents are getting stoned and preaching the awesomeness to the bongists.
stoner#1: dude
stoner#2: dude
stoner#1: so i guess we believe in bongism man
stoner#2: whoa a b-tterfly
stoner#1: whoa
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