Bonified retard


when working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.
“ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?.”
“umm..dell?”
(while mic is muted)
“man this customer is a bonified r-t-rd!”

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