Bonkaan Kes

origins: goan konkani.

meaning: 1) person with lots of hair around the -sshole.

2) hair in the -rs-. could also mean an irritant, like the one hair that gets in to the -n-l c-n-l and irritates like h-ll.

used as an expression to tell someone not to be arrogant, or as a phrase to belittle someone.

some may wonder why should this be an expletive, because there is nothing unnatural about having hair in the b-m.

however, if one puts it in context, i.e. the fact that white european portuguese who ruled goa for 400 years had less hair around their -ssholes. traits of the dominating race always become aspirational in nature. thus, local goans – dark skinned and hairy – verbally abused one another by calling them a dirty hairy person (as opposed to being a white european and hairless person).

hence this phrase, which is very unique to goa, with no parallel found anywhere else in india, not even among the mixed bred anglo-indians.
1) konaak bom marta? tujhe bonkaan kes! (who are you shouting at? your a hairy–sshole person).

2) get lost you dumb idiot. tujhe bonkaa kes!

3) tho ek bonkaan kes re. (he is a hair (subs. pain) in the -ss! – rare usage