Bonky Chopped
the feminine art of using ones prominent cleavage to influence decision making of those around her.
in extreme circ-mstances said person will enhance cleavage to ensure positive responses to an otherwise unlikely situation.
joe- ‘oh my god, somehow becky just got me to agree to do all her work for her whilst she goes for a nice gl-ss of red wine.’
jim – ‘you just got straight up bonky chopped mate, keep an eye on those cans. they’ll get ya.’
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