Bonsai Kittens
a hoax/shock site featuring young kittens being forced into too-small containers (jars, cubes, etc.) with a claim that you can grow kittens to be a certain shape, much like j-panese square watermelons.
see also bonsai kitty.
troll: hey guy, did you ever hear that kittens can be grown into cubes?
guy: no….
troll: bonsaikitten.com
guy (after viewing site): ….wut
guy: yea, bonsai kittens is definitely a shock site.
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