Bonus Waffle
a waffle given as a parting gift after a one night stand
i got a bonus waffle after a one night stand.
a token parting gift given to the visitor of a one-night-stand. while the gift is traditionally a waffle, the gift may range from a pop tart and a high-five to a knowing, wordless nod as your partner exits your apartment.
“where’d you get the eggo?”
“bonus waffle from last night. hey, do we have any syrup?”
waffle, babble, farce, hype about how off the hook our bad s-x was; an edible token
drew: -bonus waffle-
jeff: lies man, our s-x was bad, keep it
waffle, or any other breakfast pastry, provided to you by your one night stand when leaving their house in the morning.
i received a syrupless eggo waffle as a parting gift from a one night stand.
-sinisterkid
time to add “bonus waffle” to urban dictionary
-sloride73
a syrupless waffle given to you as a parting gift after a one night stand.
“i thought of it as a bonus waffle on top of s-x”
when a one person gives the other a waffle, such as an eggo brand waffle, as a parting gift after a one night stand. this shows cl-ss and grat-tude.
that man was so nice! he gave me a bonus waffle as thanks this morning before he left.
the act of giving food, usually of the breakfast variety, in the morning as a parting gift after a one night stand. not strictly limited to waffles; may also be poptart, pancake, toast, etc. it signals the end of the conversation and an invitation to leave.
“i had a one night stand with that girl from the club last night. after another round of morning s-x she gave me a high five and a bonus waffle!”
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