bonus
when a person takes a sh-t and wiping is unnecessary(no sh-t present on toilet paper). upon the completion of this the person must stand up and yell, bonus!
when chris found out he didn’t have to wipe his sh-t, he stood up and proclaimed to the world, bonus!
a b-n-r from a jonas brother.
hey man i so have a bonus for joe jonas
to be followed by any word in a circ-mstance when
a) any type of goal was achieved
b) something more than expected happened or was obtained
better when presented in the form of a question.
when explaining a game of scrabble to a friend;
person a: so i picked up a blank tile and spelled ‘quizzify’
person b: bonus bingo?
when talking to a friend after cleaning the house;
person a: so i picked up a broom and swept under the couch, and found a whole piece of pizza
person b: bonus cheese?
marijuana, reefer, etc.- a (can be unexpected) treat!
we came home from a night o drinking, and we lit up the bonus!
a person that everyone hates but still hangs around and takes sh-t from everyone. variations include ‘bone’, ‘bone daddy’ etc
bonus : ‘hi guys’
normal ppl: ‘get f-cked bonus u are a queer c-nt. why be such a bonus’
1. a reach around
2. an unexpected occurance (positive or negative)
1. the gay guys bonused eachother
2. positive :i aced my test! bonus!
negative: that test bonused me (notice past tense signifies negative)
syn: cocaine.
let’s snort some bonus.
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