Bonzai skiing
skiing when there isn’t enough snow. small tree, pine tree and plant tops (which look just like bonzai’s) become apparent together with rocks. generally bonzai skiing designates uggly snow skiing conditions.
jim: how was the snow skiing last week?
buddy: very bad. few snow, plenty of plants and rocks. guess we had our share of bonzai skiing.
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