Boober Smoober


one who is overly obsessed with b–bs therefore is constantly getting smothered by b–bs.
yo that pimp is acting like such a b–ber smoober. “yo pimp, get those t-tties out of your face”
1.)one who smothers womens t-ts in their face.
2.)one who gets a lot of female b–bs in their face and therefore has found themselves greatly erected in the pants
man that pimp is acting like such a b–ber smoober, ” yo pimp, get those t-tties out of yo face”

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