boobsturbate


when a person grabs their own br–sts, while squeezing, flapping, lifting, licking, etc., while making strange sounds. most commonly -ssociated with the obesedon race.
tim: (whisper) hey jim!
jim: (whisper) what?
tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
jim: yeah….
tim: i caught him b–bsturbating in the bathroom.
jim: ok……….o_.
tim: do you know what b–bsturbate means?
jim: no.

Read Also:

  • coothang

    slerm terminology for a woman’s v-g-n-. girl gimme some of that coothang. slang terminology for the v-g-n-. girl gimme some of that coothang; i’m going to get some coothang tonight.

  • Smindy

    a derogatory reference to asmelly indian (a native of india), usually caused by a strong presence of body odour. can anyone lend that smindy some deodorant, my nose is trying to leave my face?

  • legne

    acne and pimples on your legs. he has legne so bad that it feels like sandpaper.

  • mosh mosh revolution

    mosh mosh revolution is identical to dance dance revolution but with punk music and a moshpit-style method of playing. guy 1: that new arcade opened up across the road; i hear they’re got dance dance revolution there! wanna go play it? guy 2: no way! mosh mosh revolution is so much cooler.

  • eel hands

    derived from brad champagne hands that feel like alligators bodan has eel hands, grosssssssss


Disclaimer: boobsturbate definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.