boogie woman


once married to the boogie man, but divorced and later had a violent custody battle for their only child, boogie boy. both later totally dropped out of sight and no longer came in little boys’ rooms, when the lights turned out. sold their business to the cookie monster in 1998 for a reported 5.2 million. boogie boy was disinherited after a short term gay relationship with jimmy kimmel, but was soon dumped for ben affleck, and then hung himself in jay leno’s garage (has yet to be discovered).
hey man, be careful when you go home, don’t let the boogie woman get you.

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