a person who steals/defaces stationary books and other items
person 1 “dude i cant find my white-out or my fine liner!”
person 2 “must’ve been the book bandit”
one who enters bookstore or a library, finds the romance novels and sneaks a novel into a dark corner and j*zzes in the pages with s*x scenes written on them. after j*zzing in the book, they close it and return it to the shelf as if nothing out of the ordinary occurred.
the local barnes and n*ble has a book bandit. i bought the new twilight book, and as was reading i turned the page during a steamy scene, i realized a book bandit had been there first as all the following pages were j*zz-glued together.
a situation where you really dont know if it is true or false. like the millions of forwards you receive. they might be true or false. a new fangled way to answer question with a deceptive font to look like its both true and false. and is totally upto the reader to decide if it […]
tricking someone “dude he just keeps duping that guy into giving him all his money for nothin!”
timothea is a crazy girl who is always laughing. if you’re friends with one then you are so lucky as she is a pleasure to be around. “what’s your name?” “timothea, but timmie for short” “wow!”
when some is irritating you by text. sending to many text messages, or anything that irritate over text. ” dude, this guy keeps texting me over these tickets he needs i can’t chill. man tell him to stop irritexting you!”