Book Bandit



a person who steals/defaces stationary books and other items
person 1 “dude i cant find my white-out or my fine liner!”
person 2 “must’ve been the book bandit”
one who enters bookstore or a library, finds the romance novels and sneaks a novel into a dark corner and j*zzes in the pages with s*x scenes written on them. after j*zzing in the book, they close it and return it to the shelf as if nothing out of the ordinary occurred.
the local barnes and n*ble has a book bandit. i bought the new twilight book, and as was reading i turned the page during a steamy scene, i realized a book bandit had been there first as all the following pages were j*zz-glued together.

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