book insurance
when one lives in a foreign country with a limited supply of books to read, and then is able to find more english books, thus ameliorating fears of running out of books to read. oftentimes this is accompanied by a feeling of guilt of the pervasiveness of globalization.
thankfully i found that copy of pride and prejudice, it gave me book insurance.
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