accidental mis-routing of a normal fart. rather than blasting away from the b-ttocks, fart wraps around through the thighs, resulting in scrotal flappage. flatulence then exits the front of body. . .
-laying on back in bed and farting into mattress-
girlfriend: oh gawd!! that stinks… did you let another boomerang fart go?!?”
boyfriend: -grins awkwardly-
the art of fabricating a box from parts of random cardboard and duck tape to create a new box for posting stuff you sold on ebay. i sold something on ebay, lets start boxbagging.
a jewish woman’s bra. that woman is jewish. she must be wearing a bramica.
- breached sh*t
the really annoying sh-t that comes out and lands in the bowl sideways, so it won’t flush, which then requires you to use a toilet plunger to straight it up so it goes down. man, i just took a breached sh-t. hope you don’t mind all the sh-t all over your toilet brush…
- buddy buff
you are just another example of a person that thinks you are way smarter than you really are. buddy buff: a word of advise, don’t try to comment on christianity when it’s obvious that you don’t know a d-mn thing about it.
to believe in bud. from bud -(the shortened form of a brand of beer popular in the usa) and ism – belief i’m giving up bourbonism and taking up budism. it’s cheaper and healthier !