booth pigeon
a common occurrence in nightclubs where a gaggle of club-goers (usually female) blag their way into the dj booth and then remain there for the rest of the night taking selfies of them with the dj. these “booth pigeons” also have a tendency to snapchat 80% of their night (with the flash on) and have no personal friendship with the dj, except for later on in the night where they will try to sh-g him so they can tweet about the following morning. an interesting phenomenon of booth pigeons is that they rarely ever dance, instead spending their time in the dj booth jostling and flapping for the nearest position to the dj so they can be seen by the club-goers who really don’t give a sh-t that they’re up there. booth pigeons are additionally so called because they are seen as unsavoury pests in the nightclub sphere.
“maddie’s such a booth pigeon – she only wants to be in the dj booth so she can sh-g jackmaster and get the official photographer to take pics of her.”
“don’t booth pigeons realise that the dj booth is the worst place in the club in terms of actually hearing the music?? …oh wait, they don’t give a sh-t about music”
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