booty assessment
verb:
the act of checking out ones own -ss to make sure it is appealing. this can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.
usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.
(carly was trying on a pair of pants at the mall, and when she exited the change room to show megan there was a moment of awkward silence.)
carly: wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they’re so comfortable!
megan: uhh.. carly, have you given yourself the booty -ssessment yet?
carly: …no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)
carly: jesus christ are you kidding me? these pants make my -ss look as deformed as joan rivers’ face!
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