booty book
a scr-pbook of pictures that one takes for his or her significant other. a book that contains s-x/s-xy pictures. a book designed to show your partner just how s-xy you can be.
what’d you get for your birthday man?
‘i got me a booty book’
oh d-mn! nice gift.
a book that describes a number of s-xual activities in a story line condusive to a fantasy, usually read by women
“i heard women who read booty books is some freaks”
“yeah man they is, they got to be if they readin’ about s-x all day”
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