booty call jeanette
the act of an unhappily married small town lady, cruising the local bars for a piece of -ss.
(victim talking to friend) (victim)- hey joe i was at the bar last night and i was about to leave, but then i saw booty call jeanette, we ended up having drunk s-x and mutual m-st-rb-t–n on my friends couch, it was cool even though i think my friend was awake.
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