booty-call jedi
an individual who exhibits self-control when confronted with a booty-call opportunity, regardless of the level of inebriation.
“my ex called last night at 2 trying to come over. i’m a booty-call jedi, though: i was h-rny and wasted but i still told her to sk-nk off.”
also
“i hooked up with jhumpa last night, and i’m worried about tonight. beer leads to drunkenness, drunkenness leads to horniness, horninness leads to the booty-call. booty-call jedi will i be, i vow not to call her and risk the clap again.”
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