Booty Cell Syndrome
a medical condition in females carried from birth, causing them to have rediculously large back sides. the most serious cases involve women with mixed genders developing a “booty face”. that is- a face that looks like a booty. scientists believe it to be stimulated from an enormous amount of booty cells that run through their juicy hot dog veins. many people, though, believe it to be a result of being too voluptuously delicious.
“d-mn… oh d-mn! dametrea sho do got some meat on dat -ss. d-mn. i’d tap that. how bout you mayyyne??”
“man eff you mayyyne! you know she’s got dat “booty cell syndrome”. and dats my motha you talkin bout, fool!”
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