booty tax
the mandatory monetary or material dues owed to the female party from the male party in any romantic or s-xual situation, particularly while a male and female are regularly dating.
gabby: “do you think he’ll pay for my movie ticket on our date tomorrow?”
sara: “girrrl, you better make him pay for that ticket, he’s gotta pay his booty tax!”
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