bootyologist
( noun) a person, usually a man, who has devoted extensive time and effort in the bedrooms/motel rooms/apartment dwellings /wayside drinking fountains/parkbenches/backseat of ’70 chevelles/greyhound busterminals;coaches/airplane flights/beach blankets/local bars/cars/school gyms/bushes/gas station rest rooms/city parks/ lakes/ etc.
getting some -ss, so mauch -ss in fact that he has become a 10th degree expert -ss getter and high exalted -ss expert skilled in the ways and means of: attaining -ss, pleasing -ss, performing stunts with and for -ss, complimenting -ss ad nauseaeum, flattering for -ss, conning that -ss, grabbin’ up on that -ss, feelin’ around that -ss, skyydiving, m-ff diving, sheet parasailing and deep dish diving for that -ss, as well as a host of other stunts and tricks and manipulations employed to basically get that -ss, in any way that that -ss needs to be got, consensually of course, and with respect for , to , and by that -ss in return.
” man i am a regular bootyologist, with a phd in pimpology and and md in -ss 101.”
” dude, your pimpology is lame. you need to study hareder if you wannabe a bootyologist like me. just watch this, and i’ll school ya. not….”
one who is engaged in the study of (female) booty; esp. research of theghetto booty, ba-donka-donk, or bubble-b-tt cl-sses of booty.
eric went to school to become a zoologist; he likes f-cking in the barnyard. lil’ bobby studies the chronic; he is an herbologist. i am proficient in all matters dealing with the female -ss. i am a bootyologist. i know a fine -ss when i see one!
in texas hold ’em, having a jack queen in your pocket. named after jacquese of the recent season of real world, the self-proclaimed bootyologist who, in fact, did not get anywhere near any bootys.
in the showdown between the ayatollah and the fan’s least favorite, the former would likely take down the latter’s pocket rockets catching a runner-runner two pair with his bootyologist.
the study of -ss; study of big, big, big booty.
“man, i know booty ’cause i’m a bootyologist, cuz!”
a person who studies obese booties
“we are bootyologists josh d.!”
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