Booze Poos


a commonly used term in new zealand to describe the viscosity of ones excrement following a heavy drinking session.

it can also be described as liquid poo.
“man i had bad booze poos this morning, it was like i was p-ssing out my -ss.”
similar to a hangover, booze poos is a bi-prouduct of a heavy nights drinking. “not quite booze and not quite poos, booze poos, booze poos”…..
one should also note the slimey texture as its slides/slithers down the side of your toilet bowl…
“dude, i just had the mad booze poos this morning

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