borderline nocturnal


staying up so late over winter/spring/summer break that you are sleeping through almost the whole day.
todd: dude, i’ve been texting you all day, why didn’t you answer?

mike: sorry bro i’ve been so borderline nocturnal lately that i couldn’t check my phone until now.

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