bordner


a souless ginger/redneck/gangster who is forced to walk the earth everyday in envy of everyone who has souls and constantly carries a firearm on himself at all times hoping to, “pop a cap in a fool” who has a soul and steal it by eating his victims body.
that bordner looks like hes in a bad mood today. i think i should go to sick call cause i dont want to be the one who sets him off.

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