bored of studies
a website for use of higher school certificate students (hsc), it has an incredible amount of good work and resources on it, but you have to wade through the sh-t to get there, it also has a forum so that the night before an exam you can post “i am f-cking f-cked for ancient history, help!” and they will.
jim: i’m so f-cking stupid
frank: you sure are dumb c-nt, you should use bored of studies.
jim: hows about i kill you?
frank: you’ll still be a stupid hunk of sh-t.
jim: too right, lets go get ice cream.
frank: that’s the smartest thing i’ve heard today.
a virtual haven for geeks t-tularly claiming to be ‘bored’ of studies despite being incapable of nothing but talking about it, sometimes even years after leaving highschool. some even consider the site a means of recreation (as opposed to pro-creation).
felix: hey urkle, -draws breath from puffer- we should.. -wipes gl-sses- make a website devoted to resources for students in year 12.
urkle: great idea, what should we… -wipes pimple ridden nose- what should we call it?
felix: how about ‘bored of studies’, but spelt ‘b.o.r.e.d’ our chemistry teacher would get a laugh out of that name, even though we’re blatantly contradicting our s-x deprived selves.
urkle: yeah, even miss miller would find that name somewhat humerous. we have such a shameless, dry sense of humour; but i’ll do anything to boost our -ssignment marks –j-c-l-t-s into math quest textbook-
the single most helpful item in a hsc’s life
“wow, look, a boredofstudies.”
-bow before it-
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