bored shitless
a way of describing your boredom, bored sh-tless implies that you are really really bored, and have probably been for some time to have started to say “bored sh-tless”.
i’m bored sh-tless so i’m correcting this words deffinition.
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being so bored that you have a sh-t wether you need to or not, as something to p-ss the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to sh-t any more.
i’m bored sh-tless, just had a sh-t without needing to and i’m still bored but i can’t sh-t anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.
recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.
employee 1: dude, are you okay? you’re going to the bathroom a lot.
employee 2: don’t worry, it’s safe in there. i’m just bored sh-tless.
someone who has the time to either:
1. determine how long is left in hours, minutes and seconds untill the strung out concert
2. add a dictionary definition for the person mentioned in (1)
brent fox is bored sh-tless
idle to the point whereby the natural bodily forces which tend to evacuate your bowels actually reverse in a vain attempt to draw or suck in whatever stimulation can be exuded from the outer world
the bored sh-tless young man staring at the next brick he had to lay and watched it slowly begin to develop lush bouyant br–sts with teats on the verge of stroking his bared chest.
the term “bored sh-tless” stems from h-m-s-xual ways. where ones man -n-s can be penetrated so hard he can be void of all fecal matter, and thus bored.
wow now you have drilled me. im bored sh-tless
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