boredom


when there are many options for fun you cannot consider possible.
man: i having trouble with my own boredom.

woman: try going to a movie.

man: that costs money.

woman: cooking?

man: could burn myself.

woman: sewing?

man: a noose?

woman: then what?

man: do something that would make me ever more bored then now.

woman: okay.
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(>.<) dust bunnie ate my socks!!!! (boredom) a severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things, and making definitions on urbandictionary.com. there is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall. though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times. i made a really long paper clip chain. want to take pictures of it? what you are probably suffering from if you are reading this definition. what i am currently suffering from. a stint of boredom caused me to hit the random but at definithing.com for two hours. boredom is boring (so is this definition.) i'm not a funny person. bleh. why i come to this site. me: i'm bored as all h-ll... friend: go check out definithing the most powerful of all human emotions, shadowing that even of hate (the 2nd). pretty much anything that's any good whatsoever came from someone who just had nothing better to do at the time. also, boredom is one of the three reasons people do anything. boredom, stupidity, and because one can. "man, i'm bored. i think i'm learn to play guitar." ~jimi hendrix sucks. the act of having nothing to do. except sleep boredom kills. a state of mind which results in posting excessive amounts of definitions on urban dictionary g-dd-mn, i wallow in boredom. i know - let's post s'more on ud.com

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