Boringist


the most boring of all people. the one who makes you want to pluck out your arm hairs one by one to help keep you awake. boringist people are not offended if you call them boringist cos they are far to boring to care. the boringist’s idea of excitement is watching gr-ss grow.
captkirk: oh my g-d – did you see that
mamabeere: what?
captkirk: that blade of gr-ss over there just grew 1mm over the past 4 hours
mamabeere: sorry – didn’t notice that you most boringist person ever – was too busy making sm-gm-!

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