borken
(adj.) – coined by the infamous evan trask in one of his wilder moments of inspiration. generally taken to mean something which is not only broken, but completely wrecked in a comical fashion. can also be applied figuratively to a person who is acting strangely (see: jordan burch)
man 1: “ow, i punched myself in the face, and now my brain is borken!”
man 2: “you’re an idiot, matt”
a word commonly used to describe a horrifying, ugly fleshly p-n-s.
“i was on uk dating last night and some guy sent me a pic of his p-n-s!”
“was it a pretty p-n-s? ”
” no. it was borken. it was borken beyond the realms i ever thought possible for borken p-n-ses”
broken, misspelled.
for something to be borken, it must be broken beyond all repair.
however, the only reason why its beyond all repair, is because it cannot possibly be fixed by the idiot who is stupid enough to call it borken, thus broken beyond all repair.
guy1: aw man my tv’s so totally borken!
guy2: borken? anyway, what’s wrong with it?
guy1: it won’t make any sound!
guy2: umm…that’s because its on mute.
guy1: oh! you must be some kind of genius or something!
broken.
sorry about the downtime, the server’s hard disk was borken.
enhancement shamans are as of patch 3.0 completely borken.
i did 1200 dps on patchwerk yesterday. shamans are completely borken!
unidentified meat in your meal. may be beef, pork, or chicken, but really could be anything.
“what’s the meat in the meat curry?”
“g-d knows, borken or something.”
a typo of the word broken.
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