Born Again Masturbator


– a person who hasn’t m-st-rb-t-d longer than three months.

– a person who decides to stop masturbating
– “hey bob, i haven’t m-st-rb-t-d for like eight months, i’m a born again masturbator!”

– “i’m gonna become a born again masturbator for my wife cause she wants more time with my c-ck instead of me.”

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