born again
a reason to give people to forgive you after performing an illegal or immoral act.
when ann coulter was confronted in an interview that her lies weould send her to h-ll, she stated, “i can make up anything i want because when it comes to facing those pearly gates i will be born again”
to be born out of the physical nature and into a spiritual nature.
john 3:3 – jesus answered and said unto him, “verily, verily, i say unto thee, except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of g-d.”
“spiritual” description for a recovering alcoholic, or an american southerner.
highest on the local gop’s agenda was replacing the local liberal-h-m–muslim-socialist-friendly school board with born again members.
the right-to-life spokewoman, now born again, denounced the clinic staff who performed her abortion in her second year of college.
when a dwarf is rammed up an elephants -ss,and the elephant sh-ts the little b-st-rd out.
we stole an elephant , kidnapped a “little person” ,gave the pachyderm a dose of ex lax ,shoved the dwarf up its -ss , stood back and let nature take its course . the dwarf was born again.
one that hasn’t had s-xual intercourse with another person for a lapsed period of one year (12 months).
basically to be a “born again virgin” usually not by choice.
steve: how long has it been for you john?
john: uh.. about a year.
steve: haha! you’re a born again
sue: what a loser.
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